Dublin Opinion

There´s a training agency down in Kilkenny called Empower Training that’s just announced a new one-day course in debt collecting.

Empower Training’s Debt Collecting programme identifies the obstacles that inhibit you from collecting outstanding accounts and gives you the confidence back to be more assertive and competent for this vital role.

It goes on to list what you can gain from its seminars.

Greater confidence in your ability
Maximise you and/or your company’s turnover
Guaranteed skills identified to improve your telephone manner
Overcoming negative thoughts and perceptions
Improved communication skills
Practical pro-active techniques used
Maximise written communication tools

And my favourite, the summary of the course itself.

Team and group exercises, individual exercises. Highly participative and facilitative approach in a fun, upbeat manner. Action and experiential learning.

Debt collection.

In a fun, upbeat manner.

Cunts.